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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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demmonz:

"[He is] kind of a big dork," Evans’s mother said in an interview with GQ. “At 30, he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid.”

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isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

That is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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When you said your last goodbye, I died a little bit inside…

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nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

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bitch-im-fucking-funny:

Who is that fine mothafucka right there?

bitch-im-fucking-funny:

Who is that fine mothafucka right there?

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No, fuck you. I was worth it. and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via curiovsly)

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three. — (via vufus)

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netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me

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